Give me an F!
F!
Give me an A!
A!
Give me a T!
T!
What does that spell??
NICOLE!!!
I’m obese. I need to be thin. God help me. It’s like mission impossible.
In other news, i totally forgot about this blog yet again. And i only just now mustered the determination to not let it waste away.
I’m so tired. I have insomnia at night nowadays. I can’t sleep till it’s three or four in the morning, which also means i sleep in incredibly late. But of late, i’ve been needing to awake early in the morning because of various appointments. Unfortunately, the resulting tiredness does nothing to help me sleep earlier. I’m left to roll around aimlessly in bed waiting for the release of sleep. I’m so extraordinarily sick of being so tired but not sleeping. I think i should go to a sleep clinic.
Watching The Tudors last night for hours on end, i was truly surprised at myself that i cried when Thomas More left his family and knew he was headed toward martyrdom. I kept rewinding and rewatching the parts where he told his children to be good and kissed his wife. AHHH!! I completely drenched my tissue. If i tried squeezing it, i could probably have gotten a decent amount of tears out of it. Why am i such a wuss??
Regrettably, i haven’t known how to download stuff for the longest time. Everyone around me seems to have access to free movies, computer games, applications, music, the whole works. Yet i have nothing. I’ve googled it before (and still do occasionally) but the instructions always seem to perplex me. Subsequent to the googling, i never fail to be filled with a feeling of inadequacy since everyone else seems to have the ability to grasp them. All this failure to comprehend can be rather disheartening, as you can imagine. All i know is that downloading involves something called torrents. And for the sake of not getting caught trying to maliciously learn an illegal practice, i shall use codewords here. Henceforth, torrent = flood and download = borrow permanently. So, i know that before one can borrow permanently any movies/music/whatever, one first has to borrow permanently a flood. And then one uses an application which will turn the flood into a movie/music/whatever. Voila! Apparently, that still is too much for my limited facilities to fathom. I don’t know how that works and probably remain the only person on the face on the earth who doesn’t. How and where does one obtain a flood?? And what about that elusive application?
Alas! The ants in my house have learnt to swim!! Just the other day, i had some donuts that i couldn’t finish and so made a contraption that would have kept the ants at bay. There i was with my smug little smirk on my face thinking the ants of little intelligence would be able to traverse the treacherous moat that i built around my donuts which where further elevated above the moat by a cup. But oh, little did i know! I found, to my horror, the next day that there were ants having a fiesta, with my donuts as their partying ground! I remain to this moment utterly bewildered as to how the ants succeeded on their vile mission of annihilating my donuts. I’ve mulled it over (no, i don’t actually have a better way to while away my time) and have come to the conclusion that there is no conceivable explanation for the little monstrosities penetrating my impregnable donut fortress other than the possibility that they have learnt how to swim! Horror of horrors. Now i am left to devise a new strategy of depriving them of what they desire so dearly – which sadly, many a time, happen to be the same things i desire so dearly – since they have learnt to navigate bodies of water.
I suppose that concludes this post, and this blog for that matter. (For it really is likely i will forget about it again!) I think i’m getting better at this short post business though. Hooray for you. Till (maybe) next time, xoxo.
life's a picnic 